Per 9to5Mac, the feature -- which Twitter tweeted about yesterday -- is slowly rolling out to its iOS app. Twitter is adding a new feature for mobile users to make it easier to link dispersed 'shower thoughts' together -- and another thing styleee. 1.5M ratings 277k ratings See, that’s what the app is perfect for. – AlibiBreakfast, 28. Twitter is adding a new feature for mobile users to make it easier to link dispersed ‘shower thoughts’ together — and another thing styleee. X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself. Finn The Crab. Daliya Ivarone Community member Share your shower thoughts! Watch Queue Queue – MayoFetish, 15. The online world is brimming with collections of funny, creative and inspirational thoughts and ideas that people thought while showering. It doesn’t matter if what you’ve thought is weird, funny, gross, naughty, heartbreaking or philosophical. And you cut it into triangles. In the meantime take a look at other people’s intriguing realizations. Inspiring and educating creative entrepreneurs from around the world. – Scamwau, 48. ", "Since there are 3,600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. Asking someone “where are you” is a recent thing. We even abduct them for medical experiments. ", "The Olympics is the only time when you hear 'Great execution by North Korea' and it seems okay. 284K views. – Unidan, 23. Using your old computer to search for a new device you’ll buy is like asking your PC to dig its own grave. 5.9k. Welcome to our community, we are so grateful to have you here with us. There should be an optional “people are sleeping” button on the microwave so stop from all the extra loud beeping. Shower Thoughts on Twitter. Every week we publish insightful articles to educate, inspire, and improve your life. Facebook Pinterest Twitter. Hey Pandas, Share Your Shower Thoughts (Closed) 527 views. – rrtaylor, 47. In the meantime take a look at other people’s intriguing realizations. Below is a sampling of some of the funniest Shower Thoughts ever shared online. That means that computers (algorithms) are starting to breed humans. If job ads say “must be fluent in Mandarin” why don’t they post the entire ad in Mandarin, that way only genuinely fluent people could apply? If you would mount garbage trucks with camera’s you could weekly update google maps street view. Our most popular categories: When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The best ideas stem from nonsense and aha! – ImmaculateJones, 26. Facebook Pinterest Twitter. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK. Google maps should have a “on the way” feature to find the most convenient gas station, Starbucks, or whatever along the route to your destination. Book Writing Tips Writing Help Writing Prompts Writer Tips Script Writing The More You Know Good To Know Writing Characters Psychology Facts. So the next time you take a shower, why don’t you take notice of what comes to your mind? 50 Shower Thoughts We are reverting to the era of pocket watches. Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. ", (Sounds like a "Glitch in the Matrix" situation! They should make a Shazam for bird calls where it identifies the kind of bird making the call. LiveAbout uses cookies to provide you with a great user experience. Ask Pandas 3 weeks ago. Article by Becky Kizer. – YELLHEAH, 2. (At the time of writing we spotted it in Europe.) 902K views. You can bust a move that you’ll never do in public. And if you’re not a Redditor, you can always enjoy the pick of the bunch on the ShowerThoughts Twitter feed. Ellen DeGeneres gives gifts and surprises every day she should just change her name to Ellen DeGenerous. LMA Community member. Inspirationfeed is a digital magazine covering everything from quotes, net worth, self-development, entrepreneurship, business, technology, and creativity. Some rappers basically have us pay them to tell us what extravagant/lavish things they then do with our money. Embedded image permalink. When you say the word “crisp”, it moves from the back of your mouth to the front as you say it. Per 9to5Mac, the feature — which Twitter tweeted about yesterday — is slowly rolling out to its iOS app. It’s not unheard of that an owner of a big business got the idea for his product while showering. 20 Completely Genius Shower Thoughts The 10 minutes we spend in the shower, uninhibited by the outside world and all of it’s glowing screens, can really catalyze creative thinking. The tranquility of shower time clears the mind. There is no time I have ever thought, ‘Oh awesome, iTunes opened itself.’ – loveCards, 40. Facebook Pinterest Twitter. Dave Ramsey advice. A pizza’s shape is round. Deep thinking and deep thoughts, according to some scientists, belong to superior human beings with highly trained brains. Your tombstone’s epitaph is like your final status update. Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. The only problem is that most of those thoughts are lost forever behind the shower curtain. The 50 Greatest Shower Thoughts of All Time. ", "Anybody that questions why you are shoveling 6 inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasn't shoveled 12 inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm. Rudeness is unacceptable. – apocalypsemeow111, 38. Shower Thoughts on Twitter. Aside from the obvious reason people love to shower, it’s the perfect “me” time. Article by Becky Kizer. moments that frequently come from drunken rants, sarcastic shit-shooting, and our favorite: shower thoughts. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! – SirTickleTots, 34. ", "Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest. Press Enter / Return to begin your search. Have you ever wondered what your pet named you. Funny 4 years ago. Twitter is adding a new feature for mobile users to make it easier to link dispersed ‘shower thoughts’ together — and another thing styleee. – heavywafflezombie, 19. At their best, Showerthoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane.". – Deejer, 11. and Photobombed. 13.1k Followers, 2 Following, 38 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from ShowerThoughts (@rshowerthoughts) When the thought or idea came from your “me” time in the shower, It’s usually entertaining or creative enough to put into action or share with family and friends. ", "The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow – benji9t3, 7. – Cleffer, 41. Using your old laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave. Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life. – WorthierCaptor, 33. To give you a taster, we’ve picked some of our best shower thoughts. – CurtisTH, 13. 1. 125 Of The Greatest Shower Thoughts Of All Time . ", "If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it. "Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. "It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly. On Reddit, users share their shower thoughts on a subreddit called, appropriately, r/ShowerThoughts. POST. When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine. Showering is usually when light-bulb moments happen. ", "There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground. – DanTheManVan, 45. I'm Just Resting My Eyes, Yup – It Sure Doesn't Get Any Lighter as the Storm Goes On, Never Thought of It That Way, but It's so True. 902K views. Every one of these genius light bulb moments wowed us and made us remember … ", "Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits. – keytarin, 35. On Reddit, users share their shower thoughts on a subreddit called, appropriately, r/ShowerThoughts. You can sing a full playlist to your heart’s content without the ribbing you usually get from friends. Every time you upvote someone on Reddit, you are making their day better, at the cost of nothing. Pornography is the only profession where amateur products can be in higher demand than professional ones. Stop it. Please be respectful of others' submissions. Funny 2 years ago. – andrew688k, 3. ), "If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt. Tumblr / @just-shower-thoughts 10. iPhone chargers should be called ‘Apple’ juice. They're the miniature epiphanies that occur when your brain is occupied with doing something else, but suddenly you realize that you've come up with a totally unique way of thinking. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed. Rap songs that reference dollar values won’t adjust for inflation and the references will sound cheaper over time. ", "Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. His hope and aim is to inspire people around the world to live the best life they can imagine. 5. – imverykind, 46. When you’re in the shower alone, you shed off your inhibitions. Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly. I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen. Musicians usually formulate song lyrics and melodies when they’re alone in the bathroom. We've all had a "shower thought" or two. If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door. *Stares off into the distance as I vacuum up crushed potato chips off the carpet* ... Twitter: @The_Obsessive / Via Twitter: @The_Obsessives. These little strokes of genius reveal that sometimes, the most interesting truths emerge from the most random thoughts. – Idontfeellikedancing, 32. – impreson, 30. You can light a candle and let the water wash out both your physical and emotional dirt. 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